Stupid mistakes made by stupids.

So, yeah. The title is self-explanatory. Here's where you post your STUPID STUPIDITIES!!!! I'll start. Today I got locked in the bathroom!!! LOLZ!!! (Dag nab the dang jammed doorknob!!!! I eventually got out. )

This topic is a fail, since no one has posted in it

It's a self-demonstrating trope page.

This moron at my scool was theatening one of my friends (acting tough, but everyone knew that he wouldn't actually do anything) and he said that he'd shoot him with a semi-automatic pump-action shotgun. That's been a joke among us ever since.

I was kicking a bottle after a football game last year, with my friends. It slid under a gentleman's shoe, he flipped out. Said something like "imma shove that hat -colourful phrase-". So I edged him on a bit, called him a noodle. He tried to kill me, but tripped.

Fail.

Wow. Nice one, Micky.

Ben wrote:

Wow. Nice one, Micky.

Sarcasm?

BTW, it's spelled 'Mickle'.

Medieval Guy wrote:

http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=18484&topicid=74019

Just link to his homepage, then you have a link to the most epic fail in the history of MOCpages.

More likely to be a troll.

Aree't'sa wrote:

More likely to be a troll.

For some reason I doubt it, but if you could get proof for that then we could get him banned from MOCpages!

Now, where'd the fun be in that?

I found some information on Oliver King over on Flickr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whoischrismartin/4272182374/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34094515@N00/3514213637/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonk/241183718/

I knew it all along...

Medieval Guy wrote:

http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=18484&topicid=74019

FAIL!! DUDE!!! WHO do you think is going to see that message (Other than us) on a big webpage????

I'm failing with my MIT entry!

Wangster wrote:

Medieval Guy wrote:

http://www.mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=18484&topicid=74019

FAIL!! DUDE!!! WHO do you think is going to see that message (Other than us) on a big webpage????

Possibly the 51 people in the group....

Most people on MOCpages already know about Oliver King and his shenanigans.

E.K.Ocreations wrote:

I'm failing with my MIT entry!

That had better change fast, looking at who you're up against.

Oh, I had an epic fail 3 days ago: I was getting something from my locker and I accidentally slammed the locker on my hand!!

Wangster wrote:

Oh, I had an epic fail 3 days ago: I was getting something from my locker and I accidentally slammed the locker on my hand!!

Ouch!

Ben wrote:

Wangster wrote:

Oh, I had an epic fail 3 days ago: I was getting something from my locker and I accidentally slammed the locker on my hand!!

Ouch!

Yeah. I'm fine now, but I got to miss first period.

Yay, lol

Wangster wrote:

Ben wrote:

Wangster wrote:

Oh, I had an epic fail 3 days ago: I was getting something from my locker and I accidentally slammed the locker on my hand!!

Ouch!

Yeah. I'm fine now, but I got to miss first period.

Seriously? For that? This must have been a hard slam.

[quote="Medieval Guy"]

The funniest part is that hes really not a bad typer, Im thinking that his homepage is just a joke.

One time in the boys locker room in middle school, a kid pulled down another kids pants. Does that count as an epic fail?

Depends. Did the trouser-yanking catamite get rewarded in a fashion befitting his deeds, ex. with a swift kick to his center of gravity, or not? If he was, no, but an amusing incident none-the-less. If not, only on the part of his victim for being a spineless wretch.

[quote="Nemesis"]

Medieval Guy wrote:

The funniest part is that hes really not a bad typer, Im thinking that his homepage is just a joke.

One time in the boys locker room in middle school, a kid pulled down another kids pants. Does that count as an epic fail?

Yep.. for HIM!!!

So, there was a guy at his locker and when he closed his locker, his pants RIPPED!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Wangster wrote:

So, there was a guy at his locker and when he closed his locker, his pants RIPPED!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

LOL!

Ben wrote:

Wangster wrote:

So, there was a guy at his locker and when he closed his locker, his pants RIPPED!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

LOL!

MAJOR LOL!!!!

This one time last year in California, I was wearing a jacket that was too small for me. It was so small I had to unzip it to put my hood on. It was raining in CA, and my mom was like, "Put up your hood!". So she took the hood and shoved it up, trying to put it on me, and because it wasn't unzipped, the hood pretty much choked me and held me about an inch in the air.

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

Wangster wrote:

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

I do that every day without plastic bags.

Wangster wrote:

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

Why was there a plastic bag in the toilet in the first place?

Deus Otiosus wrote:

Wangster wrote:

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

I do that every day without plastic bags.

Eww...

Deus Otiosus wrote:

Wangster wrote:

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

I do that every day without plastic bags.

TMI

Deus Otiosus wrote:

Wangster wrote:

Ok, so my sister accidentally flushed a plastic bag down the toilet and backed up the whole system!!! LOLZ!!

I do that every day without plastic bags.

Same here!!!!